{"id":709,"date":"2015-01-21T12:05:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T12:05:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da-hoytt-games-blog\/2015\/01\/21\/the-way-of-the-exploding-cow-milk-crisis\/"},"modified":"2015-01-21T12:05:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T12:05:29","slug":"the-way-of-the-exploding-cow-milk-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/2015\/01\/21\/the-way-of-the-exploding-cow-milk-crisis\/","title":{"rendered":"The Way of the Exploding Cow &#8211; Milk Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div style=\"float:left;margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/thumbs\/kongregate\/T\/the-way-of-the-exploding-cow-milk-crisis.jpg?w=1200\" alt=\"The Way of the Exploding Cow - Milk Crisis\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Milk the cows, shoot the aliens trying to steal them. Simple game, gets crazy! Click a cow to milk it (or use z or ,)Press space to switch to weapons (or x or .)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Milk the cows, shoot the aliens trying to steal them. Simple game, gets crazy! Click a cow to milk it (or use z or ,)Press space to switch to weapons (or x or .)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":710,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-shooting"],"views":1264,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/7\/2015\/01\/the-way-of-the-exploding-cow-milk-crisis.jpg?fit=93%2C74","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=709"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/709\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}