{"id":1706,"date":"2015-02-16T06:03:22","date_gmt":"2015-02-16T14:03:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da-hoytt-games-blog\/2015\/02\/16\/brozillas\/"},"modified":"2015-02-16T06:03:22","modified_gmt":"2015-02-16T14:03:22","slug":"brozillas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/2015\/02\/16\/brozillas\/","title":{"rendered":"Brozillas"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Brozillas\"<\/div>\n

“Yo bro, I’m like starving man!””Me too bruh, lets go to Taco Bell!””We can’t bro, they weren’t serve us cause we’re like…giant monsters bro!””Screw those narcs, let just people then bruh””BRO! BRO! I got an idea! Instead of eating people like we normally do, lets do a keg stand. But instead of a keg lets use a building and instead beer we eat people!””That’s genius bruh””Inorite, bro””Breeeeeeeeeh!””Broooooooooo!””BrawwwwwGH!””BRAAA-AAAWWWR!”Dec\/4\/2012:Made several updates over the past couple of months. Changelog:- Made game window size smaller.- Changed time limit from 2 minutes to 90 seconds.- Made several changes to the aesthetics: Some new screens, colored in civilians (no longer eating 1940s Disney cartoon characters)- “Mouth Limit” has been changed to “Gag Reflex”- Uhhhh.. I added windows to subway in the title screen.- Seriously, is anybody even reading this?- I’ll be honest, this game isn’t very good.- It was my first attempt at making a game.- Oh well, I can only get better at making games.- Or completely give up…- Either way, thank you for playing this game. – Have a nice day and enjoy! [Space Bar] – Opens Mouth[Up Arrow] – Shakes Building[Down Arrow] – knocks of survivors and narcs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Yo bro, I’m like starving man!””Me too bruh, lets go to Taco Bell!””We can’t bro, they weren’t serve us cause we’re like…giant monsters bro!””Screw those narcs, let just people then bruh””BRO! BRO! I got an idea! Instead of eating people like we normally do, lets do a keg stand. But instead of a keg lets […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1706","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-action"],"views":1666,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1706"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/dhoytt.com\/da_hoytt_games_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}