I can't believe we're finally alone I can't believe I almost went home What are the chances everyone's dancing And he's not with you? (hm, hm, hm, hm) The universe must have divined this What am I gonna do Not grab your wrist? I could be a better boyfriend than him I could do the shit that he never did Up all night, I won't quit Thinkin' I'm gonna steal you from him I could be such a gentleman Plus all my clothes would fit I could be a better boyfriend I don't need to tell you twice All the ways he can't suffice If I could give you some advice I would leave with me tonight The universe must have divined this Mm-mm-mm Ladies first, baby, I insist I could be a better boyfriend than him I could do the shit that he never did Up all night, I won't quit Thinkin' I'm gonna steal you from him I could be such a gentleman Plus all my clothes would fit I could be a better boyfriend than him I could be a better boyfriend I never would've left you alone Here on your own Glued to your phone Never would've left you alone For someone else to take you home I could be a better boyfriend than him I could do the shit that he never did Up all night, I won't quit I'm gonna steal you from him I could be such a gentleman Plus you know my clothes would fit I could be a better boyfriend than him I could do the shit that he never did Up all night, I won't quit Thinkin' I'm gonna steal you from him I could be such a gentleman Plus all my clothes would fit